|   Atma-Sphere   |    Lying in a bathroom with the bathtub filled with motor oil.  | 
  |   Spectral   |    Begging for any liquid after a trip though the desert and receiving the glass filled with sand instead of water.  | 
  |   Audio Research   |    Wandering though the woods, losing the way and trying to recognize a familiar road but being unable due to heavy fog….  | 
  |   McIntosh    |    Chewing cotton.  | 
  |   Classe,  McCormack   |    Making love for money with a 700 pound women and after the mission is accomplished realizing that you are going to do it for the rest of your life.  | 
  |   BAT    |    Smelling a wet dog  | 
  |   Dunlavy   |    To adopt an elephant and to be happy that your pet creates a larger bowel movement than your neighbor’s dog.  | 
  |   Theta   |    Trying to taste wine in a dirty public restroom.   | 
  |   Mark Levinson   |    Keeping a bare 120V wire between the teeth.  | 
  |   MBL   |    Watching the play of the German soccer team.  | 
  |   Bang & Olufsen   |    Having a candle-lit dinner in McDonalds.  | 
  |   Aural  Symphonics   |    Working in the office during the Fire Alarm Drill.  | 
  |   Burmester   |    Navigating a sailboat with triple the amount of ballast.  | 
  |   Aerial Acoustics   |    Running a marathon holding a mouth full of water during the whole distance.  | 
  |   Revel   |    Spending a weekend attaching the Mercedes emblem to a Volkswagen Beatle.  | 
  |   Meridian   |    Licking a cold and wet glass.   | 
  |   Cary Audio   |    An attempt to play tennis with a racket without strings.  | 
  |   Pass   |    Leaving for a bike trip with a broken bicycle, wet socks, miserable companions and having no idea where to go.  | 
  |   Bryston   |    Attempting to fly an aircraft with perfectly functional engines but without a propeller.  | 
  |   Kimber   |    Eating sushi with ketchup.  | 
  |   Martin-Logan   |    Musical prescription after third heart attack.  | 
  |   Stereophile Magazine   |    Being raped, receiving an invoice for “the service” and then sending the check out.   | 
  |   Krell   |    Buying $500 bottle wine, cracking the bottle's neck while opening it, and drinking the wine knowing that there is some glass inside…  | 
  |   Red Rose Music   |    Eating the marinated pickles with honey.  | 
  |   MIT Cables   |    Being incarcerated in a sensory deprivation chamber.  | 
  |   JM Labs    |    Trying t o play tennis on an indoor court that's surrounded by a huge, fragile glass window.  | 
  |   5.1 Sound    |    Writing a document for 6 hours, having the computer crash, then realizing that the autosave feature was turned off.  | 
  |   Sunfire    |    Waiting for the results of a Pregnancy Test during the whole listening session.  | 
  |   Sugden    |    Equipment that sounds remarkably similar to the phonetic pronunciation of the company’s name.  | 
  |   Copland    |    An attempt to hammer a nail into the wall with a hammer that has no handle.>>  | 
  |   B&W    |    Having a sheet of thin cigarette paper between yourself and the speakers during listening.  | 
  |   PAD    |    Meeting somebody from your home town during vacation in a land far away.  | 
  |   Tara Lab    |    Eating frozen Gefiltah Fish.  | 
  |   Linn    |    Wearing somebody else's suit.  | 
  |   Cello    |    Eating soup cooked by this recipe: 1 Gallon of Distilled Water, 0.5 pound of aluminum shaving, 10 ounces of rusty iron nails, 6 ounces of white plastic, 10 ounces of copper, Boil for 2 hours and serve chilled close to frozen.  | 
  |   Naim    |    Listening to music "around the corner"  | 
  |   Rega    |    An attempt to deliver a speech with sealed lips.  | 
  |   Chord    |    Listening to a model's wisdom.  | 
  |   Audio  dealers    |    Eating a Boston Cream Donut while suffering from diabetes.  | 
  |   Unison Research    |    Wearing pants with huge holes in the pockets.   | 
  |   Plinus    |    Having an upset stomach during honeymoon night.  | 
  |   Beauhorn   |    To confuse partner’s sex.  | 
  |   CAT   |    To listen to an orchestra sitting upside-down.  | 
  |   CJ     |    Undercooked vacuum "Oops" dipped into marketing Vaseline.  | 
  |   Audio Note    |    To learn that the toilet booth that you're in has no toilet paper but a manual how to use it.  | 
  |   Passive preamp    |    An attempt to make dying horse pull 6000 tons railway train.  | 
  |   Tenor    |    Saying wrong things in unfamiliar language with the very best intentions   |