Audiophile communication....

Auric:

 "I had a bad day. My Wife.......

Interrupted at once from all:

"Oh NO!....WHAT?....Did she discover the Cable Price List?...Diamond Cantilever is not a ring...."

Auric:

"....told me yesterday, I have to make a decision. The new (5.th) Turntable has to leave the house or she will. I have 24h (sic!).

 What should I do?''

All

"What Turntable?"

Auric:

"The Mockport MK 33 ⅓, only 5 ever built, Parry Hearson had 2, both destroyed in the fire at Ski Kliff, one is missed, one owns a 

Russian Billionaire who was deported to Siberia and he took it with him and then the one I got..."

All

"Well, tough choice...18 years married.....BUT... a Mockport MK33 ⅓....be a Man"

Auric

"Dear friends....(Pause, a tear dropped onto the desk and exploded in the endless black background...we heard it thru our cryo'd High Definition Phones, 

he wiped it away)..thank you so much for your support...she left YESTERDAY. 

Btw. did you hear from the new cable with Stones from the Moon in it?....Yeah, from Tim Nuff-Said, NSA got him, but he is out from jail now and he 

didn't tell them where they are....now he's making cables with it...."

All

"Yeah, must be out of this world sound...the stones are in the signal Path...we've heard the matching needs 4 months and he never leaves home.....my sister's 

brother lives in that town, and his girlfriend knows the Dad from the Pizzaman who delivers him....always dark rooms, he concentrates only to sound, but 

no one knows the exact pricing...he builds a moon cartridge too, but it's a rumour...

Auric

"I want 3 pairs, please ask the Pizzaman, can I order it with diamond coating......did Neil Armstrong touch these stones?...."